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# Contact Us

324 Nowhere Place,
The Void
Texas 435126
U.S.A.

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## Mystical Brownies

Transport yourself to another world with these aromatic brownies. May include minced Asian cicadas. ($27.95)

## Sinful Cookies

These cookies are officially recognized for their moral-fibre-weakening characterstics. Do NOT bring to church bake sales. ($17.95)

## Candied Chocolate Eggs

The only candied eggs to contain 100% real egg. Highly perishable. ($94.95)

## Double-Take Fruit Flan

Our award winning fruit flan with high-end plastic fruits. Eat or use to decorate small rooms. ($32.95)